Last week’s much hyped Madonna episode described the material girl as a genius, an icon, an innovator and an inspiration. In the episode, Sue Sylvester takes it one step further saying, “Madonna is the most powerful woman to ever walk the face of the earth.” And it comes as no surprise she is such a huge fan, given Sue is the most powerful woman at McKinley High and she uses her power to demand that the school blast Madonna’s Greatest Hits through the PA system throughout the day.
Int he meantime, Mr Schuester sees that the glee club girls are need some empowerment so he asks them to come up with a Madonna number. The guys aren’t into it but the girls convince them its time to “Express Themselves.”
Meanwhile, Brittany encourages Santana to take Finn’s virginity. In the spirit of WWMD, Santana tells him to forget about Rachel since she’s still dating Jesse from Vocal Adrenaline. Rachel cops to the second half of that claim, and asks Finn for his friendship via a “Borderline/Open Your Heart” mash-up.