Sunday, April 12 marks the conclusion of Rock of Love Bus, and it will also be the finale for the entire Rock of Love series. After weeks of drinking, groping, and pretending he’s actually looking for love and not just being a skanky famewhore, Bret Michaels will choose between the two “lucky” finalists, Taya and Mindy.

In the finale, the three will head to the Dominican Republic for a romantic getaway, then Bret will decide who has won his heart. At least, he’ll decide who is least likely to give him multiple STDs. The following week, April 19, there will be a Rock of Love Bus reunion. I’d say that’s where all the good gossip comes out, but it’s not like any of these freaks had filters during the regular run of the season.

Will it be the down-to-earth, weirdly normal Mindy? Will it be the attention-seeking Penthouse Pet Taya? Or will Bret pull a Kelly Taylor and choose himself? I’m rooting for the latter, because you know that will cause some epic and entertaining drama.

If you think you’ll miss any of the ladies from Rock of Love Bus, Ashley, Beverly, and Farrah will be participating in the new season of Charm School. The finale of Rock of Love Bus airs on VH-1 at 9:00 pm Eastern/8:00 Central on Sunday, April 12.