I think TruTV just might be lacking some new footage from real police chases or something. So their solution? Hey, let’s call that guy, Jesse Ventura. Remember him? He used to be the governor of Minnesota and before that was a professional wrestler known as “The Body.” He’d be a great host for a new series.

But then it lead to their head scratching. “Hmm…” TruTV must have said. “We have Ventura, but now what? What shall we have him host a show about?”

And thus, Conspiracy Theory With Jesse Ventura was born.

I only wish I were kidding.

The premise of the show is of course, Ventura will be “investigating” these conspiracy theories– from the end of the world in 2012 to if 9/11 was an inside job. And when I say investigates, well… I’m not quite sure that hits the nail on the head.

In this investigation, he’ll head to his… get this… “War Room”. In this War Room is his team of “experts”.

If anything, the show stacks the deck in favor of the theorists, who get the most screen time and the best camera angles. Tonight’s episode concerns HAARP, the High Frequency Active Auroral Research Program, an array of antennae in the Alaskan wilderness that shoots bursts of electricity into the ionosphere, which is said by some to have the capacity to change the weather, cause earthquakes and cloud the human mind.

Look, this show sounds absolutely bonkers to me. But if conspiracy theories are your thing, well– check it out! It’s premiering tonight, on TruTV. Don’t forget your tinfoil hat!